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illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

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herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

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doomedshenanigans:

dreadpirateekre:

I’M SCREAMING THESE ARE ACTUAL ADS IN THE SWEDISH SUBWAY AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE IS THIS REAL LIFE

SWEDES WHAT IS UP WITH YOU

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thnksfrthbttfck:

WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS

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hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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machomachi:

i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

EXCUSE ME CAN I MAKE A NEST ON YOU

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boy-on-the-moon-blog:

There was this guy at the amusement park dressed as sonic.

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"And I think he’s just, you know, enjoying every single minute of it, and loving being Doctor Who."

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